dinosaurs and flying shit
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i am a eighteen year old female and i enjoy metal, cats, and other stuff. sorry i'm awful at these description thingies.
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blouinstein:

She stretched me in running lines braided twine
in knots of various kind twisting serpentine across my chest
laid to rest a slave in my own sheets vexed because she could
hover like a spoiled angel over my head
but I
I was like a man dead
done up tight in the orange glow from my bedroom…


consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

mastersayssew:

fyeahleopardgeckos:

slimsnake:

You can’t be in our club.

all four!

I keep seeing gecko squads and I can’t wrap my head around how amazing it must be to have multiple little goosepimply-crocodile-bananas-with-flodgey-jelly-tailes plodding around the place. 
katarina-von-abyss:

Hulinhjálmur (helm of disguise), an Icelandic magical sign that gives the power to become invisible.

*see "Breakfast at Tiffany's" once* "Omg Audrey Hepburn is my fave!!!1!!1! I looove Old Hollywood!"

think-thank-thunk:

Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.